Monday, March 7, 2011

Best Country Song Ever

Imagination Station:

This is gonna be Billy Ray's next hit single.  I can feel it.  So envision him, mulletfied, singing this.  Can you say Grammy?


Yeeeeeee


Yeeeeeee

Yeeeeeee

Haaaaaaa

Ye ha

Ye ha

Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeehaaaaa

My girlfriend stole my trailer

When she done up an’ left me

Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeehaaaaa

My dog’s name is Rusty

And my truck’s name is Steve

Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa

I got myself a four wheel drive

But that don’t do no good

Oooooooooooohhhhhhyeeeeehaaaaa

‘Cause my girlfriend stole my trailer

And she slashed my truck’s tires

Oooooooohhhhooooooohhhhhhh

Ye ha

So do the square dance

‘Cause you ain’t got nowhere else to be

If you’re anything like me

Trailerless, girlfriendless, and a whole lot of country

Ye ha

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhoooooohhhhh

Ye ha

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I’ve got me some overalls

And I got me some straw hats

Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa

I live on the prairie

Up in the middle of nowhere

Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa

And I fashioned me some grits

And then some leather cowboy boots

Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa

I’m just like John Wayne

Except my name isn’t John Wayne

Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa

Oooooooohhhhooooooohhhhhhh

Ye ha

So do the square dance

‘Cause you ain’t got noanywhere else to be

If you’re anything like me

Trailerless, girlfriendless, and a whole lot of country

Ye ha

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhoooooohhhhh

Ye ha

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhoooooohhhhh

Ye ha

4 comments:

  1. this is great. you should send it to his manager haha

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  2. I'm just like John Wayne
    Except my name isn't John Wayne
    LMAOOOOO

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  3. Im disappointed that you feel that this is all country music has to offer. It is the most patriotic genre that has many songs giving thanks to our troops and supporting their efforts to serve and protect. Also most country artists have a good head on their shoulders and serve as good role models for younger Americans unlike Rap artists that sing about drugs, sex, and money. I found this post awfully offensive.

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  4. To the person who was disappointed:
    I don't feel that way about country music. In fact, I enjoy some country songs. This is supposed to be making fun of cliches and stereotypes. In fact, I have a post called "Best Rap Eva" that makes fun of the cliches in rap music. None of the posts on this blog are supposed to be taken seriously, so I'm sorry you found this offensive, but you clearly have missed the whole point of my blog.

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