Thursday, July 14, 2011

Five Ways to Pay for College

Imaginary Station:

This is how a high-roller rolls.

College costs are on the rise, and you, the poor impoverished college student, needs to find a way to pay for it.  Well, here are some sure-fire ways you can pay for college:

1. Strippin' to pay for Law/Medical School 

2. Win the lottery

3. Befriend a lonely, rich, old person

4. Find buried treasure

5. Pay with Monopoly money.  They'll never know the difference.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    I'm all over #1. Brilliant!

    Danielle

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  2. Julia NagyJuly 16, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    Girl, you work what your momma gave ya!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 19, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    Ha ha, damn right! I could wear a pair of pink juicy shorts that don't cover my ass, that would get me customers!

    Danielle

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