Imagination Station:
The video is actually real.
0:01- Okay, this video looks inspirational. It feels inspirational. It tastes inspirational. It is inspirational.
0:12- Yeah man, break out that beautiful red, white, and blue. *sheds patriotic tear*
0:14- That doesn’t seem friendly.
0:17- OH, champagne… yummy.
0:24- Obama plays soccer?
0:29-0:30- Bastard. How dare he take a break. HOW DARE HE!!!!
0:36- Ew. It’s a Jonas brother.
0:38- WTF?
0:41- Kansas, really? What a horrible choice. I would have gone with… some other basketball team… if I knew anything about basketball that is.
0:48- LIAR! How can you even look at yourself in the mirror?
0:53- Obama’s lost my vote.
0:57- HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL HOLDING OYSTERS! OBAMA’S RIDING A UNICORN THAT POOPS RAINBOWS! HE’S GOT MY VOTE NOW :)
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