Imagination Station:
This is gonna be Billy Ray's next hit single. I can feel it. So envision him, mulletfied, singing this. Can you say Grammy?
Yeeeeeee
Yeeeeeee
Yeeeeeee
Haaaaaaa
Ye ha
Ye ha
Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeehaaaaa
My girlfriend stole my trailer
When she done up an’ left me
Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeehaaaaa
My dog’s name is Rusty
And my truck’s name is Steve
Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa
I got myself a four wheel drive
But that don’t do no good
Oooooooooooohhhhhhyeeeeehaaaaa
‘Cause my girlfriend stole my trailer
And she slashed my truck’s tires
Oooooooohhhhooooooohhhhhhh
Ye ha
So do the square dance
‘Cause you ain’t got nowhere else to be
If you’re anything like me
Trailerless, girlfriendless, and a whole lot of country
Ye ha
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhoooooohhhhh
Ye ha
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I’ve got me some overalls
And I got me some straw hats
Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa
I live on the prairie
Up in the middle of nowhere
Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa
And I fashioned me some grits
And then some leather cowboy boots
Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa
I’m just like John Wayne
Except my name isn’t John Wayne
Ooooooooooohhhhhyeeeeeeehaaaaa
Oooooooohhhhooooooohhhhhhh
Ye ha
So do the square dance
‘Cause you ain’t got noanywhere else to be
If you’re anything like me
Trailerless, girlfriendless, and a whole lot of country
Ye ha
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhoooooohhhhh
Ye ha
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhoooooohhhhh
Ye ha
this is great. you should send it to his manager haha
ReplyDeleteI'm just like John Wayne
ReplyDeleteExcept my name isn't John Wayne
LMAOOOOO
Im disappointed that you feel that this is all country music has to offer. It is the most patriotic genre that has many songs giving thanks to our troops and supporting their efforts to serve and protect. Also most country artists have a good head on their shoulders and serve as good role models for younger Americans unlike Rap artists that sing about drugs, sex, and money. I found this post awfully offensive.
ReplyDeleteTo the person who was disappointed:
ReplyDeleteI don't feel that way about country music. In fact, I enjoy some country songs. This is supposed to be making fun of cliches and stereotypes. In fact, I have a post called "Best Rap Eva" that makes fun of the cliches in rap music. None of the posts on this blog are supposed to be taken seriously, so I'm sorry you found this offensive, but you clearly have missed the whole point of my blog.